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Post by Mark Caringer on Apr 15, 2009 18:43:59 GMT -5
 whats wrong with his hair, its really bad, thats not even how wolverine's hair is at all |
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Post by Megalictis on Apr 16, 2009 9:09:41 GMT -5
1) The hair looks awful. Almost like a normal person. 2) Is that even Hugh Jackman? Or is it a stunt double? 3) Wolverine advertising milk? Beer, sure (with a moose on the label no less), but milk?! So milk's got pretein? So does beer. 4) Milk's most important nutrient is calcium which is adsorbed by the body to strengthen bones. Not only are Wolverine's adamantium-laced bones already indestructible, but I question whether they are even still capable of adsorbing calcium due to the presence of the metal. 5) They should re-write the add-copy in Wolverine's "voice."
Look, bub, ya' want stronger bones? I figure ya' got two options:
Plan A is ya' drink milk - a couple glasses a day - cuz' it's full o' calcium, an' that makes your bones strong.
Plan B is ya' let some crazy secret government project inject molten-hot adamantium directly into your whole skeleton.
Then ya' wait eight minutes 'til the whole mess hardens while all yer' your bones sear you from the inside
like a giant, inescapable branding-iron.
If ya' survive that, all ya' gotta' worry about is haulin' around about a hundred pounds
o' poisonous metal in yer' body for the rest o' yer life.
So, unless ya' got a mutant healing factor capable of miracles, yer' better off just sticking to Plan A.
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Post by michaelbrown on Apr 16, 2009 19:09:22 GMT -5
DO WHAT? GOTTA BE A JOKE! NOT REAL FUNNY!
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Post by Mark Caringer on Apr 17, 2009 0:29:51 GMT -5
well said mega and that would have been perfect
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