Favourite Wolverine One Liners

[Epitaph]

come on people lets hear your favourite wolverine one liners...one of the many things ol canknuckle head is known for.

mine would have to be

girl-"are you spider man?"
Wolverine-"no darlin, spider man is a sissy"

[Megalictis]

Yeah, that's a relatively recent Tieri gem! Laughed out loud when I read that.

Here's another recent favourite, this one from Gugenheim:



But my favourite of all time is the Claremont classic that summed up Wolverine from the beginning: "I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do... isn't very nice."

[Epitaph]

i also like

bartender- "what'll have?"
Logan- "booze"

[Mark Caringer]

I remember in guggenhiems civil war run the first issue where wolverine is going to crash into a corn field and he states "I like corn"

[Epitaph]

hahahaha gotta love classic wolverine one liners

[wildcat]

Scott: "Logan? Have you ever, you know, really cared for someone?
I mean, you felt it so strongly, you couldn't even get the words out."
Logan: "Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw.
I was so speechless, someone else bought it."


That one is hilarious

[CongoJack]

The all time best Wolverine quote? Easy.

"Okay, suckers - you've taken yer best shot! Now it's MY turn!"

The Fox X-Men animated series had some crackers as well.

[evolution]

Found this one in:
Wolverine (3rd) #53

"Let's try a little drinking game.
Every time I say 'What the @#$%?'
Take a drink."

However, I don't drink beer or wine.
So I drink something else.

[wildcat]

I like this one too

"Beer is good"

I don't remember where did I found that but it's so like what Wolverine could say ;D

[evolution]

Wolverine 3rd #57

"They're Focused.
They're Commited.
They're Dangerious.

That's Okay.

So Am I."

[RichardStync]

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